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RuneJokes

@runejokes

Best dad jokes on twitter - we’re also on Facebook.

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A homeless guy asked me for some money today. I looked in my pocket and all I had was a $20 bill. "Do I really want this money going to drugs?", I thought to myself. "Nah." So I gave him the $20.

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.

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A man bursts the door open and shouts: "Doctor help me I'm shrinking!!" The doctor replies: "well you're gonna have to be a little patient"

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This morning I saw a guy dragging a clam on a leash behind him... It thought, it must be hard to walk with a pulled mussel.