I just had an idea for a Victor Timely Halloween costume

Where is this movie?

Me when I can feel the other person rage quit in Marvel Snap

This was one of those rare Octobers where the Detroit Lions, Tigers, Pistons, and Red Wings were all playing in the same month. So I wrote a song about it, https://bsky.app/profile/illingsworks.bandcamp.com gave me a beat, and my friends at WDIV brought it to life #HappyHalloween: youtu.be/JNSRsljxua8?si…

Want to play October in the D in your home for Halloween? Here you go illingsworks.bandcamp.com/album/beware

You should watch this thing I made with https://bsky.app/profile/illingsworks.bandcamp.com primarily because no other rapper has used the word “fricassee” in a song before:

Rocco’s, y’all wild lol

Become legend, young boy

Finding an extra large egg in your large carton is like getting an onion ring in your fries.

A regular human lifespan does not seem like enough time to learn how to fly a plane. Pilots are extraordinary.

The quality difference between “Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire” and “Godzilla Minus One” reminds me of that with “Suicide Squad” and “The Suicide Squad”. The first is such an affront to the second, it needs to be pruned from the timeline.

The poster for Free Willy gives the whole movie away.

I didn’t know when I arrived back in this country that I’d be met with more horrifying news. Unplug this whole place from the wall.

Buttcheeks are not this close.

I just realized in Lion King they made their food sing Circle of Life lol. Those lions were sadists.

The Penguin is an absolutely incredible show.

There’s a throwaway line in Batman Begins where a character named Flass is at a falafel cart & takes some of the vendor’s tip money. Vendor says “C’mon I have kids to feed” & Flass says “They don’t like falafel?” I’ve been thinking about the genius of that line for 20 years.

Creating a governmental agency for the sole purpose of promoting cryptocurrency and making money IN YOUR FACE has to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I think it might be time to jump off this bird for real.

This was my first cloud in the Bluesky. So rest assured I will be raining stupidity down along the timeline. I’ll catch yall over there and I apologize in advance. bsky.app/profile/rufioj…