I've just launched a messaging site for botanists to swap info. about different tree & plant fluids. Introducing: What Sap! #LunchPun #RateMyPun

I once went on a date with a woman who tried to lie about the fact that she wore a wig but I could see-through hair.. #LunchPun #RateMyPun

Scheduled Tweet (ST) 1 I've had enough - hopefully the police will see this. Richmond Police I live in Richmond London - key's under the mat. My doctor is Dr. B Sivajee, Seymour House Surgery, 154 Sheen Rd, Richmond TW9 1UU. 020 8940 2802/ 3228 This is nothing to do with Covid.

ST2. My name is Martin Andrew Billany & I'm ending my life because I can no longer live with the pain of what happened to me when I was growing up. There will be more scheduled tweets (ST's) to follow.

ST3 My father, Brian Billany. Wife & child beater/child abuser. Possibly the most evil human being I've ever had the misfortune to know. He should have been in prison. I never recovered from his abuse. I suffered then & I told the truth & I suffered again. I can't take anymore.

Looking fwd to perform in dubai yet again tonite for the #dabanggtourreloaded at the #Expo2020.. 9pm at the DEC Arena @expo2020dubai #Dubai JA Events Sohail Khan

A police vehicle,fire brigade,ambulance and women what do they have in common?

People have got to STOP stressing me out!

Check out aleeesha7865's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZML5CtsgU/

I don’t often pray, and In this case it many not be suitable, but I just put in a word for Salman Rushdie. Freedom of speech is being eroded and if writers have to live in fear forever we gain nothing & lose so much. #HopeforRushdie

I have had it upto my eyeballs witb all these control freaks!

Image having to climb this now! How would you do?

Sadly for the 2nd time I found out today I was unsuccesful in promotion. This is despite being well supported by my SMT with 2 successful acting opportunities on response & CID. I feel totally deflated & frustrated by the promotion process & I've got 3 more months as acting DI.🧵

Grandmother with parrot in saree farting! [Passing wind] oooops me botom just burped !

Im going through perinatal menopause and find ot diffult to cope with change like i have to be prepared well in advaance of any major changes!

From being in a two bed house with acces to own garden im in a room with barely any sunlight on 3rd floor.... they may aswell have place me on 5th and last/top floor and stated Ms this is your destiny!

So I’m sitting in the sauna this morning having a nice chat regarding curcumin turmeric and this man rudely interrupts and asked me are you still on that topic? Yes Lady will you be meeting God@#