If you'd said a year ago some Everton bookings and reds would stem from a player impersonating a seagull, taking a quick free-kick and an altercation between team-mates, I wouldn't have beli... I would have absolutely believed you and thought that sounds spot on.

Everton fans will remember me slapping Richard Gough at Goodison (I was out of order) but the ref just gave us a ticking off instead of a red card 🔴 Funny thing was Walter got us together in the boot room,I apologised and said you can slap me back = Squits 🤣 We shook hands 💙

Incidents that preceded 1-0 Everton wins in the Premier League era 🔵⚽️ - Reserve keeper sent off for handball - Man handcuffing himself to a goalpost - Myra the Dog being paraded on Goodison Road - Just Stop Oil protester tied to goalpost - Team-mates scrapping and red card

Unsurprisingly Zirkzee is already celebrating but Pickford gets a fingertip to it. Another incredible save.

Very much relieved Paul Doyle has pleaded guilty. The trial would have been an endless stream of victim-blaming and the inevitable villification that goes with it. Glad everyone caught up in the events will spared that.

Imagine describing Evertonians as "spoilt brats who don't know how to support the team". Pure desperation to deflect. Same bellends who like to tell us off for over-celebrating.

Reeves did not mislead on challenges facing UK ahead of Budget, says OBR official bbc.in/48oUQFX

This is how Chris Mason described a male Tory Chancellor doing the same thing: "Plans, or even just options, can be floated... Reaction to them can be tested. Opponents can be teased or wrongfooted." Part of "the choreography and theatre that surrounds a Budget" apparently.

No idea why so many of you are following a man calling for people to be banned from Parliament based on ethnicity. Or, indeed, why this person is being platformed on GB News.

Yipes

For those thinking of applying for World Cup tickets. United States to require overseas visitors to show five years of social media posts, even for countries that don’t have a formal visa procedure. That’s a bigly number of me posting about my dog & Marmite

Goodison Park getting ready for her World Cup duties, 1966 💙⚽️

12th May 2023 Just 944 days ago Not bad 👍⚽️💙

An amazing article came out yesterday. Seven German journalism students, as a continuation of their OSINT course project, tracked the movements of ships with Russian crews off the coasts of the Netherlands and Germany and linked them to swarms of drones appearing over European

Putin's henchman Kirill Dmitriev is now an Owen Jones reply guy, and I think we can finally put this utter charlatan's supposed solidarity with Ukraine to bed. If you find Putin's senior people warmly agreeing with you, you are on the wrong side of history.

Corbynite cranks LARPing as antifascists who have been demanding Ukraine surrenders to Russian fascism for years are now getting ready to demand all of Europe and NATO submits to Russian fascism next. Corbynites are the handmaidens of fascism.

Everyone who hated Qatar World Cup, where are you now?

Great news. We all know this Labour government has been hard work but this is the difference you can make by getting into government : x.com/i/status/20009…

You reply to a post about Hanukkah and this is the sort of weirdo who comes at you. Doesn't bother me, i can laugh at racist scumbags all day but this is what our Jewish friends and neighbours face constantly. Solidarity. #antisemitism #jewhate #racism hate will never win.

The deranged jew-hating racist is still at it. At no point have I mentioned Israel or the conflict in the Middle East once aside from saying ordinary Jews living around the world are nothing to do with it. #jewhate #Antisemitism