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Wife couldn’t do it but I managed to change the time on the cooker 👍

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A little message to the bellend who blocked me in earlier…

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The Wife loves my Valentines poetry…

Roses Are Red
Violets are Silly
Moisten your Flaps
Cos here comes my Willy

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There’s the Wife’s gift sorted…

Thanks Greggs

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FOR SALE:

2 iconic children’s puppets.

Any offer considered, as I just want them off my hands.

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Well my microwave defo seems to like being turned on his side…

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Fucking Middlesbrough FC …dip shits!

I’m selling up and moving

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Anyone that works for Ryanair is a CUNT!

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Ideal for bumpy flights with dodgy flaps and a broken black box…

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What do Prince Andrew, Manchester United, & The Black Eyed Peas all have in common?

It all went to shit when Fergie left.

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Merseyside Police have advised people to avoid Liverpool City Centre.

Nothings happened…

It’s just a shithole

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Nephew showed me this, it’s no scam.

Handy for my followers struggling at minute to get a Free drink and £5 voucher for drinks and food.

Like and repost to those who need it

Join MiXR using my code (RFHPK39D) and link your bank card and get a £5.00 cash voucher!

Told the Bus Driver, “what a way to make a living”

He didn’t get it

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If you are offended by the word, 'cunt'....then you are probably a cunt! #YFB

Just been reading the news there the government has passed an act to make the gaps in ladders bigger…

just another example of climb it change

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