FAT TUESDAY ON THIS FAT SNOWDAY

The gym isn’t open. Classes are cancelled. I don’t see why you WOULDN’T be getting drunk right now?

BIBLE VERSES DO NOT BELONG IN YOUR TINDER BIOS

LOVE DELAYS AND CANCELLATIONS, HATE SNOW.

IF WE USED ALL THE SALTINESS FROM VCU STUDENTS COMPLAINING ON YIK YAK & TWITTER WE COULD DE-ICE EVERY SIDEWALK IN THE WORLD LET ALONE CAMPUS

Last night we found out my roommate is 53 Cheetos tall. Sadly I am only 49 Cheetos tall

WHOLE TEAM SEEMS LIKE A BUNCHA MASSHOLES IF YOU ASK ME

HAVOC SEASON IS CERTAINLY HERE

TBT to middle school when style was dictated by the color of your braces

CURRENT STATUS: GOING THRU TISSUES FASTER THAN A 13 YEAR OLD BOY WHO JUST DISCOVERED MASTURBATING

If success can have 2 C's, so can I

Anyone else just lay in bed for 10 minutes after waking up to adjust to the real world

Does finishing laundry make anyone else feel like they have their life together for a split second?

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

If you don't have a dog whistle you can just use two girls who haven't seen eachother in a while saying hi

DONT ASK ME IF I KNOW YOUR NAME. DONT PUT ME ON THE SPOT LIKE THAT.

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Friday classes should be illegal

Working out with a hat on = automatic douchebag

Anyone want to buy this account? I need booze money. 100% serious. ?