"I am...a man. Who has recently bought a house in the local area, and I'm having a house-warming party...to which I'll be inviting a lot of the local adults"

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨 (Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

Mike Bassett: England Manager

Fancy going to Day 3 of the #CheltenhamFestival? We have x2 Best Mate tickets to giveaway! To enter... 🔁 RT this tweet 👥 Follow HorseRacing.net on Twitter Winner announced Sunday. Good luck! 🙏🎟

🤩 WIN CHELTENHAM FESTIVAL TICKETS 🤩 We've got a pair of tickets in the Club Enclosure for day one at the Cheltenham Festival! 📆 Tuesday 15th March To enter: ✅ Follow Racing Post 🔁 Retweet this post Winners announced at 5pm tomorrow. Good luck! 🤞

When you load up in the opener, see your horse hit the last & weaken to finish tailed off…

🚨 It’s not just the parties. He lies about everything.

Jack Grealish meeting the Atletico players in the car park after the game

🥂 Competition time! 🙌 WIN a pair of tickets to chesterraces for Ladies & Gents evening on Friday 8 July… Simply like, RT and comment below with ‘Roodee’ 🤞

October 1st: it's time to take to the streets. Protests in 50 locations across Britain. We say #EnoughIsEnough 👊 wesayenough.co.uk/oct1

The legend that is Jack Black just made this little lad's day 👏

Happy Gilmore (1996)

Bill Kenwright when he hears Alan Stubbs has tickets to Southampton.

15 April 1989. A date football and our city will never forget. Today, and always, our thoughts remain with Liverpool FC and everyone affected by the tragedy that unfolded at Hillsborough. RIP the 97. 💙❤️

🎶 “You lost the league, at Goodison Park! You lost the league, at Goodison Park!” This #EFC fan managed to get the Sports Bar involved in his chant 🤣🤣

A sad day for amateur football in the area with the loss of Mr Frank Kelly, a real football man and a true gentleman. All thoughts and best wishes go to Mr Kelly's family, friends and all involved at Newton FC, of whom Mr Kelly was a dedicated supporter. 🧡🖤🧡🖤

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