Today's Airing of Grievances:

Grandpa complains he's cold, boo hoo, everyone's always picking on him.

You will note that Trump only mentioned Melania’s birthday in the context of making it about himself as a victim.

The hardest working man in politics:

'Breathtaking.'

Yes, we've all heard about your courtroom flatulence.

Former President Crazypants' mortal enemy: The wind

#WheresMelania ?

Why won't she show up in court to support Donald?

Trump VP contender Kristi Noem writes of killing dog – and goat – in new book

South Dakota governor includes bloody tale in campaign volume – and admits ‘a better politician … wouldn’t tell the story here.’

theguardian.com/books/2024/apr…

Happy Birthday, Melania Trump.

Ukrainian Troops Troll MTG, Invite Her To The Front Line

Ukrainian forces extended an invitation to the battlefield to Moscow Marjorie. 😛

meidastouch.com/news/ukrainian…

Whoa. There's something very peculiar going on with whatever that is on the top of Trump's head today.

Wow.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders was brought in on Trump’s cover-up scheme while working for the taxpayers in the White House.

meidastouch.com/news/trumps-pe…

Now I understand why he cancelled his rally the other day, saying it was,... 'too windy for the plane to land.'

Turns out he was afraid it was too windy for his wig to land.

“Accuse the other of that which you are guilty.”

— Joseph Goebbels

Alabama Lawmakers Advance Bill That Could Lead To Prosecution Of Librarians

huffpost.com/entry/alabama-…

Trump Lawyer Argues He Could Legally Order Assassination Of Political Rival

huffpost.com/entry/donald-t…

Trump was up all night, whacked out on amphetamines and diet Coke,... screaming into the phone about, 'tape,' and 'glue.'

'Breathtaking.'

Yes, we've all heard about your courtroom flatulence.

Justice Samuel Alito's twisted theory to protect American democracy is,... to turn the president into a king.

motherjones.com/politics/2024/…

I'm going to miss Rudy when he's in prison.

Always good for a laugh.

'1:58 A.M.'

You scared, Bro? You sound scared.