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*plopped on the couch feeling like a beached whale but unlike whales, I have arms & can rub my massive bump. Waving my arms in the air* >>

*heading into the office early to work while Gwen sleeps in so I can start handing off projects before maternity leave*

*waddling down to the lounge to grab a snack before my next call, after what seems like my millionth bathroom break of the morning as I >>

OOC: *eating popcorn at the edge of my seat reading Welch & Gabby*

*In my office at GHQ munching on granola as I continue my task of typing out notes on mergers & adding them to the e-files.*

Chatterbox x.com/welch50wr/stat…

My ventriloquist skills are second to none x.com/welch50wr/stat…

*settled into a private hospital room with Gwen Allen beside me as we hold our beautiful little girl* I have no clue what we should name her.

-text Siobhan Bailey - NEWSFLASH: You are officially an Auntie... That is all.

*happily at home, Gwen Allen and I dress Harper up for the official snapshot for her birth announcement*

-text Christian Grey Ana Grey Elliot Grey Kate Kavanagh-Grey Dex Mason Hank Ryan Emily Ryan Mia Grey Ryan Dennis Ryan Grace Grey Carrick Grey-

-text Jason B Taylor Gail Taylor Elena Lincoln Craig Evans MD John Reynolds -

-text Christian Grey - Remember, if you need me during my 6-week maternity leave, I'm here & can log in from home to help.

That would be awesome! x.com/anastasia50wr/…

I read that in my head using a Miss Piggy voice... hmmm... now we know where Ryan family bacon comes from. x.com/Hank50WR/statu…

.Christian Grey *logging into work, checking Christian's calendar and seeing he is in closed door negotiations today so I'll try again tomorrow*

*arriving at GHQ to see Christian Grey, carrying Harper sleeping in her carrier as I head inside*

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