Ten years ago I was in reception at the Holiday Inn Salford quays, and the man ahead of me in the queue said loudly and laughingly 'Why would i want a chicken?' And the receptionist said ' check In'. I often think about it.

50-year-olds going home to hone their writing skills.

Cancer: The first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is throwing a large rock at the person who said you had a problem. The third step is going back to pretending you don't have a problem.

May 3rd…season 7 of my Paranormal Podcast begins.

“As Aristotle said, if you keep putting your penis on the same barbecue someone will eventually think it’s a sausage”. If you don’t already listen to The Bugle you really should #thebugle

Unusual visitor in studio this morning. He hasn’t said much.

On the 94. Max has forgotten his clarinet. How Shepherd’s Bush has changed.

Restores my faith in the world #dogpoo

My beautiful Breizh. I loved her so much, what a sweet companion she was for nearly 19 years. Goodbye my darling girl, we’ll all miss you so much 🐾❤️

What a practical solution. This handsome tree was clearly spreading roots and weakening the wall. So build the wall around the roots #treeoftheday

Well hello UK! Nice to see everything under control, always a pleasure to arrive at #stanstedairport #nothingworks

It's funny how when people crunch biscuits, I feel 'I will kill again', but when my cat does it, I'm awash with love.

Pelouse tondue + pluie + chien =