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They’re both growing out of kitten stage (totally superimposing school uniform on pics of them come September)

This man has the face of an early computer animated man. There's no detail.

Eat the fruit, its healthier

Off to Turkey ... Had to Google Bodrum!

Why? Would it be a bit meany weeny?

Bayeux tapestry being updated before it is sent to England.

Blackberries are a summer fruit.

Shared history? When we were assaulted by the French and our lives overturned.

Blindingly obvious ... news.sky.com/story/why-do-s…

A deal to walk away from. I could do better

The ABBA reunion is a bit shit.

Huge knickers

My lovely dry washing that I left in the basket overnight🫤 back on the line you go.

Axel Rudakubana didn’t just murder helpless little girls at a dance club. He staged a Rwandan-style massacre on them. “The UK needs a massacre like Rwanda,” said Axel. We have paid £90K towards his legal aid. He should be put to death, and I don’t support the death penalty.

Eagle eyed producer Ollie Smith has spotted the Bayeaux Museum is closing for renovation from September So is the loan of the Tapestry basically a storage solution? 🧐😂

Productive day so far. Towels in the washing fir when I get home. Address changed in my bank account. Switched phone provider and new broadband provider. Local O/S map and Stockholm guides purchased for footpaths & ABBA museum trip when I 🤞 go to Denmark soon.

Horsham, I congratulate you on the hotness of your men!

We have a behavioural school in the big house we're the lodge to. Received a package, wrong name but correct address. Just had a lad down to ask for his package. His dad, who had used the wrong post code, had put his name as first name tinker belle surname!🤣 Poor lad🤣🤣🤣

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The famous bit in the opening titles of Cagney & Lacey where they meet a bloke with autism