Jacqueline mk2 extreme! "Don't mention the #FarageRiots. I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it..."

My 21st century alter-ego got followed by another Brenda, but her photos are confusing. Her profile suggests she's rather unfriendly (& a brunette) whereas the other piccie she's a blonde - but at least is wearing sensible underwear, unlike so many of the Brendas when they arrive

Celia Richardson George McGavin Send them to #Wulferhampton where they’ll be provided with lovely warm cardigans by Rootveg Serf and given a place in the specially built annex to his famous hostelry Þee Newe Crawlinge Bastarde.

So it would seem. But I get confused between #FaragesRiots and #FarageRiots Are people using both tags? It must confuse a lot of #Refukers

Republicans…..grow a pair….🏀🏀

This is Judge Robert McBurney, who just struck down Georgia’s 6-week abortion ban and saved the lives of thousands of women. RETWEET to thank Judge McBurney for his heroic actions!

The only place I want to see Netanyahu and his genocidal friends standing is in the dock in the Hague. With Starmer and Biden standing next to them. (We can dream) #FromTheJordanToTheMed #PalestineUnited

I am not a fan of Avant Garde music. Anything composed after 700AD leaves me cold. Neighbours currently outside rehearsing their new composition for 2 hedge-trimmers, a chain saw & strimmer. On a lovely sunny autumnal Saturday morning. Not impressed. When I'm God-Emperor...

Another Brenda on the other a/c. What IS she wearing? She describes herself as "irresistible bad girl eager to ignite your desires". Well! At the moment what I really, really desire is a bacon and Dorset Blue Vinney toastie. Which is non-flammable. To the kitchen, me duck!

With a foot in both* worlds.... Confused? You will be. * or three worlds, if you count real life** ** which I don't. It's too confusing

I may be over 1400 years old but I still have a slightly childish sense of humour. Listening to Radio 3 now (via the temporal anomaly)) and they're playing "Canzon ad imitationem from Battle Suite" by Samuel Scheidt. I heard this as Samuel Shite. But it isn't. It's delightful.

A Tory MP telling blatant lies to inflame racial tensions and (she hopes) trigger riots? I'm shocked -shocked - to hear this.

Hirn einschalten...

GM 25 years ago today I lost my best friend to suicide. My youngest son is Dom is named after him. He was the happiest most together guy I ever knew. Or so it seemed. Check on your friends. Below are organisations that can help

Newspaper headlines I never thought I'd see #5527

They have been fighting occupation for a long time. It's time they have help. #nomorelivesforlies

Wouldn't it be lovely if this went viral. Janey Godley you're a legend. I wish you were able to retweet this yourself but in your honour we can do it for you. Thinking of you ❤️

Janey Godley wants you to remember her famous quote as she battling health at a hospice.

The New World colonists have chosen the path of darkness & civil war. Time to disengage from their failed banana republic. This is my last post here (see what I did with the video?). You can find me, safe in the 7th Century, in the blue place. So long and thanks for all the fish