It’s a really bad time to be a Dominic involved with the government...

Expressing your furious anger by narrowing your eyes slightly

Full moon tomorrow

The ultimate two-word horror story: Microwaved Tea

I’m starting to think we may not have defeated Captain Hatch...

Tea is brilliant

When another complete disaster occurs: Well that's no good Oh dear Not to worry It's fine Could be worse Yay Ah well Great! How unfortunate Marvellous Hardly ideal Balls Slightly worrying It’s all gone pear-shaped What a mess Not the best outcome Right... Typical Bugger Tea?

If some ancient pagan god comes crawling out of Stonehenge tonight, somebody else can deal with it.

Although only MI5 and MI6 remain now, British intelligence agencies have included MIs 1 to 20 in the past - with the exception of MI18 (as far as we know…)

“Biscuit?” “Ooh I mustn’t” <eats 16 biscuits>

Full moon this weekend.

A reminder to stay vigilant if you do venture outside, it's very difficult to put a face mask on a werewolf.

Male vampire moths drink the blood of their prey, and later offer it to their mate as a gift during sex.

I hear purgatory is nice this time of year.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 14 Jul 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Tonight is the first full moon of October 2020. The second full moon is a blue moon which falls on Halloween, so good luck with that.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 14 Jul 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 14 Jul 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).