Fartcoin is the coin you talk to your Uber drivers about in 2026

let’s all sell our stocks because the most successful company is doing an IPO

increasing Fartcoin targets tbh memecoin mindshare isn’t as diluted as it used to be a couple months back all roads point to hot air rising If you don’t believe me or don’t understand, I don’t have time to try to convince you, sorry PvE of the cycle

It’s crazy because Bitcoin actually fixes this

the autism that helped Elon make $400b is the autism that’s on display today legendary stuff

Fartcoin moving up on news that the richest man on Earth and the President of the United States are beefing

this ends with Trump vs Elon Musk for the WBC belt at Crypto Fight Night 2026

there’s a decent chance Elon fully gets behind Bitcoin now tbh

Coinbase the first tier one exchange to list spot Fartcoin Coinbase 🛡️ well played

we are on the verge of being so back

the upcoming leg higher will cause global fomo, at a level we haven’t seen before imo

bros the rest of the year is going to be far more bullish than many expect i’m shaking at the thought of it bears have never been more fucked

FUCK YOU HIGHER

just way too many entities bidding billions at the same time we’re gonna go so much higher

doesn't all this stable coin stuff benefit ETH surely $2500 seems cheap

Coinbase is cooking with these ads lmao

holy shit bears are fucked

ETH is a beach ball under water

omg lmfao BEARS ARE FUCKED