I see that Donald Trump Jr. traded in plastic starfucker Kimberly Guilfoyle for a newer model. And maybe he got sober.

AI Hub V2: create more slop, only more efficiently.

Charlie Kirk right now.

Let us pray. Please, dear God, let him stroke out in public today and let Satan reclaim his soul.

Two words: Lake Michigan.

FBI Director Kash Patel is a cross-eyed Dalit scumbag.

If you’re a fan of Capitalism but you’re not getting rich by extracting the surplus labor value of your workers, congratulations—you’re not a Capitalist. You’re a bootlicker.

The reason MAGA doesn’t care that Trump is a pedophile is because if he showed up to their house and demanded to have sex with their daughter, they’d offer to take off the diaper first. #TrumpIsAPedoRapist

If Fred Trump had worn a rubber, the world would be a much better place.

In the late 90s, the Monroe, Louisiana News Star indicated horrible movies with Rob Schneider’s head with the tag “A movie so bad Rob Schneider should be in it.” His lawyers sent a cease and desist letter. He’s been a talentless snowflake for decades.

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him theonion.com/rift-widens-be…

I think Nigel Farage was cloned from Oswald Mosley’s stool sample.

I’m hoping that he will stroke out before Valentine’s Day. What a gift that would be to his grifting starfucker of a wife!

When this over, can we exile Stephen Miller and his vile wife to Antarctica?

I will play the Trump-Kennedy center for 50 bajillion dollars if they will hire my alpenhorn only tribute heavy metal band, Ricöla. You ain’t heard The Ace of Spades or Reign in Blood until you’ve heard 8 alpenhorns going 240 bpm.

Rick Scott is an asshole.

Our problem with billionaires should be resolved either by policy or direct action.

At the rate the Kennedy Center is going, they’ll have to hire my act for July 4th: A Tribute to Joseph Pujol, Le Petomane.

This reminds me of Panama, only dumber. #Venezuela