We are listening to this in the campaign office today: youtube.com/watch?v=L5LXTN…

Right. Like, why would they want an investigation or the release of documents? He said he likes beer, that's enough for me. Let's get 'er done.

Nothing cleaner than a cool bottle of Dasani! Our beaches can be the same way. I Privatized water is clean water.

If we got rid of government then you couldn't defraud it. #Justsaying

I don't get heckled like this at the David Horowitz Freedom Center conference.

The President already taught us that it's OTHER countries like Haiti that are sh*t holes, not Florida. Get it right!

The only red tide I see in Miami is ANDREW GILLUM'S SOCIALIST AGENDA! How do we close THAT beach? Vote in November, that's how!

This is going too far. What are we going to be told to pull out of next?!?!?!

Hi #Florida, I’m back!

I’m supporting Donny because he’s the best president EVER... (also because he got me elected and kinda have to) floridapolitics.com/archives/30676…

That’s not me

“Oh? THHHHAAAAT Lev Parnas? Yeah. I guess I do know him, even though my spokeswoman indicated otherwis before multiple pictures to the the contrary surfaced” —Gov Ron DeSantis, paraphrased

OMG! My G7 summit will be held at MY Trump Doral Golf Resort! World leeders will HAVE TO stay at MY resort! I'll make $50 MILLION! Ivanka says this will be the 1st time that a Trump business makes a profit! (As long as I don't use the money to kill the bedbugs.) #EmolumentsClause

Great to hear that Florida will host the G-7 Summit next year. I should have thought about owning hotels before, the money could have come to me instead of Trump. But whatevs, it’ll make it to my reelection campaign somehow.

Don’t forget to keep the donations coming for our “Presidential Protection Fund.” Trump told me the #G7Summit money he’s getting is not enough for him. Gotta help the homie out!

Thanks to ME - numbers are way down! While other numbers are the HIGHEST they've EVER BEEN! Like 31,759! But Dems say numbers are way up (WRONG!), while other numbers are the lowest ever! LIES!! If ANYONE tweets about numbers - there LIEING! AND MENTALY UN-STABEL! #FridayThoughts

I just like hugging people, this doesn’t mean anything... I swear

I had to keep Miami Herald and Tampa Bay Times out of the briefing, they were getting a little too close #socialdistancegonewrong

Big business told me everything is fine. Seems accurate. #Coronawhat?

I misspoke, I SHOULD NOT be the Governor