Taking a spiritual sabbatical.
Need to talk? DM or hmu on messenger ✌️

The Barbie marketing team is going crazy

Let's Do This!

*record squelching to a stop*
Hey guys. It's me again. You're probably wondering how I ended up like this.
Let's go back a couple of hours where I started drinking beers.

When you never reach your DM limit because you don't know what a DM is 🌈 💀

Many of us that live with mental health issues use humor to cope. I do it, my doctor knows it. What narrow minded individuals don’t understand is that when they jump all over us for doing it is that without humor we wouldn’t be here. Think before you comment. 💚

You survived the night!
Go get donuts.

🤣🤣🤣

Anytime I need to leave my name for a server to yell out later when my order is ready I always say it’s “Marco”.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the tweet of the day 👑

I'd like to take the time to thank the bots who like and RT my tweets 🖕
Couldn't do it without you.

Effie is about to wish the odds be ever in our favor
Wtf