@chamillion_aire hoes gon' be hoes...

Bein a straight shooter get you nowhere, take it from me, bullshit your way through life #hoelife

TRU

Monday funday?

Bring on the football and beer

“daniel tosh: If the nfl season ended right now, the Miami Dolphins would be tied for first!!! Not bad guys.” not too be eh Chris Feeney

Man I forgot how many hot moms there are picking their kids up from school, I also forgot how much of a pervert I am #hoelife

Chicks fuckin dudes with no condoms but got a protective case for their iphone...#hoelife

Through all the ups and downs you've still always been such a grumpy old fuck #loveyadad

Follow @WizKhalifa happy birthday lil nigga!

Fuck bitches, gimme a fat slut that cooks and does dishes #throwback

People love to hear about your personal life on Twitter? Here goes nothing then; my farts are fucking horrible today #shitsweak

When life gives you lemons, be thankful it’s just lemons. Life could have shot both your parents in a dirty alley when you were 8.

Nigga like me, be smokin while I'm drivin, gettin higher than the beegies, sayin we both just stayin alive'n

"In victory, you deserve champagne; in defeat, you need it." -Napoleon Bonaparte

I've been told that I have the voice of an angel, that's been up drinking and smoking cigarettes all weekend...

Traffic in Jew town is pretty fucking crazy

bomb scare at Humber hospital #cp24 2nd time in 2 weeks