in a world of chaos magicians... be a graceweaver.

Was even par thru 15 today. Finished bogey, double bogey, par for a 75. My advice: always enjoy the moment.

I don't burn bridges. I burn fat blunts on the bridges that I built.

Have you ever dropped your airpods case and not had the pods fly out?

The weather channel just wants clicks

Would you hit this ball?

Book it 🔒

First inning 0 runs is 30-12 since I started betting it on every game

It's national uncle's day and my sister had a baby this morning 3.5 weeks early. The world really does revolve around me 🌍

Michael Phelps floated so that we could swim

Nothing can fuck my shit boi

“welcome to mediocrity”

Nothing in my opinion slaps harder than a room temperature pineapple spindrift

Cards i've bought this week

Bitcoin dropping bc everyone selling to bet NFL football games