for entirely no reason at all, here's the longest penalty shootout ever in a world cup game and the nation's reaction thread

Look at my foreign minister, dawg, we're going to war

Wait, this wasn't even the mayoral election, it was just the primary?! Why have we been hearing about this New York mayor shit for weeks? I should barely know who the mayor of Melbourne is.

You'd think if you were going to sideline the national team to a streaming service instead of showing it on free to air like they should that the streaming service would actually fucking work. Channel 10 Paramount+ Australia

[Guy who paid $500 to go to a concert] what the fuck it's just songs

Lol

What in the fuck is this number 16 song? I knew there'd be a couple of newer songs that I'd probably never heard before but they were way down the count. Not only have I never heard this before in my life, but it is hot garbage. #hottest100ofaustraliansongs

Ngl, this is the vibe this pic is giving me

Inside you there are two wolves

Imagining a world where Hall & Oates called themselves Daryl & John

I know Channel9 were only airing the first three early EPL matches, and I know this Saturday will be all NRL finals on the main channel, but the early match this week being Ange in his first game with Forest facing Arsenal, surely it could get a run on Gem at least?

Best throat-related day on twitter since that stuff about Nancy Regan came out.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands

It must be so liberating to be this fucking stupid

After another devastating setback in life I must once again gather my courage and determination and become god's bravest soldier. (I finished my choctop before the movie started)

This is the kind of shit I'm gonna pull when I'm older. Your favourite player? That's my grandson. You gonna call me on it? I'm kindly and old.

If someone woke me up at 5am on my birthday, flowers or no, that relationship would be over.

Very happy for Brisbane right now, but don't bring this "world" champion shit into it. American garbage that we don't need here.