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Roger Swift

@rogerswiftprop

Prop Comedian, Pun Writer, Comedy Promoter (@smoofcomedy)

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calendar_today08-05-2014 15:05:40

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Just been shopping with my mum again (rock & roll) anyway there was not a jar/scrap of it left in the shop :( Situation maybe more critical for the 'real' stuff than I thought!!! lol ... may have to go into the 'next best thing' reserves eek Marmite

Just been shopping with my mum again (rock & roll) anyway there was not a jar/scrap of it left in the shop :(

Situation maybe more critical for the 'real' stuff than I thought!!! lol ... may have to go into the 'next best thing' reserves eek <a href="/marmite/">Marmite</a>
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Yesterday I posted a meme on FB, JUST a light hearted jab @ social media folk jumping from trend 2 trend, wasn't really meant 2 be a poltical statement could not believe how controversial it became & how many it offended! those who were can go f**k themselves LEARN to take a joke

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Gold dust grocery items: At first it was toilet paper, then it was eggs, flour and crisps. Plenty of that about now, now it's icing sugar... and marmite Marmite

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So whenever I go to Spain I eat loads of crisps. The flavoured ones are fine but the ready salted are always soaking wet... but you know what they say! The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plane. #1PUN

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So looking ahead I'm wondering how on earth we will know which hollywood clebs will be voting for Joe Biden in November? That's going to be very difficult to know where they all stand 😒 #punguycandosarcasm

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I give it a month, til were back to square 1 countrywide lockdown again. Sincerely hope I'm wrong but a pessimist is never disappointed

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I hate being one of those people who takes photos of his food, but today's lunch. FUCK it you've got to die of something ain't ya ;p #playinguptoit (I'm saving the real marmite stock, eating up the supermarket substitute first before someone mentions that)

I hate being one of those people who takes photos of his food, but today's lunch. FUCK it you've got to die of something ain't ya ;p #playinguptoit

(I'm saving the real marmite stock, eating up the supermarket substitute first before someone mentions that)
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repost; A gang of T1000 robots formed a rock band they don't get on but no matter how many times they break up they just keep reforming #1pun

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The Verve's 'Bitter Sweet Symphony and Genesis 'Mama' Are the only examples ever I can personally find of where the CD single has the 'extended/longest' version of the song. It's not on the album #stuffnoonecaresaboutexpectme

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Recording 'commentaries' by yourself, thinking of stuff to say on the fly and NOT going 'umm' / 'errr' all the time is actually a lot harder than I thought! Going to start semi scripting instead. I'm working on something. No gigs so ego has to create more alternative content now.

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Today’s thought. If they remade back to the future now (PLEASE DON’T) but if they did this bit would update perfectly at least. ‘’So tell me future girl, who’s president of the USA in 2020?’’ ‘’Donald Trump’’ …. It would be set in 1990 and would sound as ridiculous.

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Meat Loaf once sang he'd do anything for love...but he won't do that. # I'd try marmite put with literally anything...... expect for Peanut Butter Marmite Do you love Marmite?