Pete: I was in bed last night, just about to drop off, when suddenly, 'tap, tap, tap' at the bloody window - you know who it was?
Dud: Who?
Pete: Bloody Mark Menzies, all chained up, yelling “Peter, Peter, I’ve got in with bad men and I need £5K out of Petty Cash, please help”

Just taken a FrecciaRossa high speed train from Rome to Florence. A distance of about 275km (~170 miles). It took 1hr 36 mins and only cost me €23. Not to mention comfortable seats, decent fast WiFi, clean toilets. We’re being absolutely conned in the UK with rail fares 🤦🏻‍♂️

Home from home. A productive way of supporting pubs & high streets, with ever increasing deals on coffee & ever improving ranges of alcohol free beers.

Roger Protz Sarah ⚒⚒🫧🫧 Steve James Steve Gray @[email protected] Ian Joe Davies Dexter 🐞& Lenny 🧛🐞 Paul Pudney David G.💙 Phil King Brian Taylor TheStarGlossop Electric atmosphere, 100% commitment from every single player and that’s all we ever ask for.
Proud of West Ham last night, so close to winning that game regardless of progressing through which would have been an amazing achievement.
⚒️ ❤️

The manager who got doused in beer won the match. We needed more subs! WHU v Neverlosen Hornes Brewery Sarah ⚒⚒🫧🫧 Steve James Steve Gray @[email protected] Ian Joe Davies Dexter 🐞& Lenny 🧛🐞 Paul Pudney David G.💙 Phil King Brian Taylor TheStarGlossop

The joys of Spring! #RescueDogDudley

Now 'off duty' and enjoying a pint in Ale House, Chelmsford with their House Bitter brewed by Leigh on Sea Brewery. An excellent #beer . Cheers 🍻

Four trains to get here but it was so worth it

Delighted to take over from my mate Adrian Tierney-Jones as the Chair of Judges of the WorldBeerAwards! Time is racing by and you have three weeks left to enter! You should, you know - it'll be ace and if your beer's good, you might win. worldbeerawards.com

Anyone know much about 'creme brulee' barrels? Struck gold again with leftover spirit in an empty barrel! Two pints of sticky boozy gold.

Knead to know basis: profiling some of the UK’s best artisan bakeries in May’s olive magazine. In print now. Get ‘em while they’re hot.

#Pubs & small #brewers are supporting the amazing 3DadsWalking on their Walk of Hope 2024 raising money & awareness for suicide prevention - Anton & Penny & the lovely Strickland Arms, Great Strickland & Gan Yam Brew Co. Bowness Bay Brewing Great Corby Brewhouse🍺🍺🍺

3dadswalking.uk

Monks at Mount St Bernard Abbey Leics have added 2 Tynt Meadow ales. I have the Blond, shown with the original, the 1st English #Trappist ale, so successful the Monks struggle to meet demand. Blond, 5%, bottle conditioned, refreshing aroma, lemon, peppery hops. A beautiful beer!

Who has ever had a picked egg in a pub, club or bar? 😜🍻

The National Lottery Heritage Fund We passed on 4 excellent operators to GYPT. Two running profitable pubs never got a chance to submit a business plan. One was refused a site visit and even floor plans, Michellin star. Zaks have never run pubs and they were picked? How? #pubs #lottery #camra

Any other pubs doing Plant Sales?

If any breweries are brewing a celebration beer for Beer Day Britain would you please let me know. So far I know about John Hatch Ram Brewery who brews a special beer each year to mark the day.

Drinking perfect pints of Harvey's Brewery Sussex Best with School of Booze & attempting the quiz at Bottom's Rest Pub tonight. When the booby prize is a round of crisps you really can’t go wrong.

A most enjoyable, educational and enlightening read from Roger Protz. 👏🍻👍Keeping balance in a bitter world wb.camra.org.uk/2024/04/02/kee…

Dogs in Pubs? 🐾🍺📱
“It’s a yes from us!”
CAMRA Cider & Perry
CAMRA
Roger Protz
Canal & River Trust