You Dey your babe house Dey bill me, una wan use my money cook stew 😏💔😂

*I don go confess my feelings again* *Na okay dem use reply me🥹🥲😂*

*I love seeing girls get a good man after a l@me one, I'm happy for you sis🫶🏽💗*

Omorrr we plenty wey dey single 😑💔😞

Omorr 🥲🙆, better dey eat well ooo, because Una future doctors dey wey dey use chat gpt still dey fail exam 😭😭😂💔

*What’s the most relatable struggle? 😅* *No data *No money *Hunger *No motivation

When you switch off the light, the light goes off. You switch it on, it goes on….. that’s to tell you that, when you wear a shoe. It does not really count how a farmer feeds his dogs📌

Rain dey fall for your side? It's raining here

Nah post wey i go thief i dey find laidis

You are not a ba^ddie, you are a pros^titute😑🫴

*Person no fit dial wr0ng number make 2Face or Davido pick... Must it be Musa or Adamu from Kano?? 🥲🫠😂😂*

I went for an interview and my ex is the interviewer.....she asked me to mention 7 Chinese gospel singers 💔😭😭😹

Person go dey suffer una go dey call am God timing

Na you dey think say people no get your picture, just mistakenly d!e first 💔😂

If I later buy iphone any mirror wey I see na praa praa🙂 Fear my return,🫵😭💔😂

God, you know we can't question you, buh what's going on in this country 🙏🙏🤕

Thank you God for the gift of preeq 😩😘