told my husband to take my dog to get a modern haircut, and he brought my dog home like this

You know what this means, right? Yoopers, your hour has come again. It’s time to return to the mines.

Every conspiracy theory is predicated on three meta-truths: 1. Everyone involved is hyper competent 2. Everyone involved can maintain perfect silence 3. 1. and 2. are true but just untrue enough to let clever people find the hidden clues/knowledge to reveal the secret.

Without saying anything, show me how long you've been on the internet.

“Oh-a the humanity!”

I don’t like pouring water on someone’s hopes but there’s some fairly recent history that suggests this wouldn’t work out.

🤷‍♂️

Jamie Kuryla I had no idea the passion of hardwire supremacists.

This rando DMed me to call me a fuck face, then blocked me before I even shall the message. (I am kind of a fuck face, I guess.) My legend continues to grow, I see.

“Cancer, and wolf” Is that like “dying with covid” vs. “dying of covid”? Also LOL “French Pox”