Fuck, how was it four years ago when it feels like just yesterday! Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

For some reason I always have the urge to come around here about this time of year...

-- in Piper Chapman's mind. I couldn't exactly tell her that I worked some crappy retail job, or that I worked for McDonalds. Twisting --

-- my lips, they part when the idea springs into mind.] I import...stuff. [My gaze drops from Piper Chapman's own for a split second --

-- before lifting once more.] Like suitcases and stuff. [I hadn't lied to Piper Chapman. I simply didn't tell her what was inside.]

[I can't take my eyes off Piper Chapman as she runs long fingers through the mess of blonde curls. For a moment I'm completely lost, --

-- my eyes dropping to Piper Chapman's neck as it's bared by her movements.] They are, actually. You'd be surprised. [The corners of --

-- my lips twist upwards into a smile before my brows crease after hearing Piper Chapman's words. It bothered me when people talked --

-- down about their line of work. Too me, it never mattered what one did for a living, so long as they were earning -- Piper Chapman

-- their way. I guess it had all stemmed from when I was growing up, my mother working multiple jobs yet she never -- Piper Chapman

-- complained. Not once. The hand upon Piper Chapman's thigh gives a gentle squeeze, my head shaking.] Don't...You're working. That's --

-- all that matters. If you want something better, work for it. [Leaning in, I press a lingering kiss against Piper Chapman's neck.] Or --

-- find yourself a sexy suga momma! [My brows bounce as a laugh escapes my lips.] Piper Chapman

And you'll do it. It might just be that you haven't found the right thing that you're passionate about, yet. [I flash Piper Chapman a --

-- reassuring smile, followed by a nod before I pull the beer to my lips once more, taking another long sip, my next -- Piper Chapman

-- words coming out softly as I try to get Piper Chapman to see the bright side.] It'll all happen when it's supposed to happen.

[For a moment I'm lost as Piper Chapman steals a kiss against my lips - her own soft and sweet. My eyes close as I savour the taste, --

-- my tongue washing over my lips as Piper Chapman speaks.] There truly isn't much about me worth learning, Piper. But you can try. --

-- [I close one eye in a wink, one hand still gripping my drink while the other falls upon Piper Chapman's thigh once more to give a --

-- squeeze.] What about you? Anything else interesting about you that I should know, Piper Chapman?