I hate my brain sometimes 😟😟😟

Could anyone besides a white, male billionaire like Elon Musk even *think* about running a major, publicly-traded biz on the basis of a poll? The Twitter CEO is called “eccentric,” a “maverick,” “genius” etc. But if a woman did this she’d be “irrational” — and promptly fired.

Today will mostly be spent avoiding the urge to write ‘Absolutely devastated to announce that I’ll be returning to work tomorrow.’ on LinkedIn 🙃 #BackToWork

JK Rowling has explicitly said she believes the money she makes is evidence that people generally agree with her views on trans people or at least those beliefs aren’t a dealbreaker to them. *You* might not think buying Wizarding stuff is supporting her views, but she sure does.

Never forget x #TheApprentice

The desperately awkward laughter during the first boardroom of The Apprentice never fails to make my cringe glands hurt.

Liberal governments embraced Greta Thunberg as the climate activist leader of a new generation until she began speaking out and acting in a way that remotely challenged the larger capitalist system in any meaningful way. Worth noting that, it’s important.

Everyone on LinkedIn today: It may be Blue Monday but my life is amazing and significantly better than yours.

I was wondering why bitters bottles always have these jacked up old fashioned labels on em. Turns out the brothers behind this brand were entering their recipe in a contest like a hundred years ago. One brother worked on the bottle and the other the label. At game time they

I’m a lead vocalist in a band with 5 men. Yesterday the client came on stage and shook the hands of all of them, and completely ignored my existence. I was standing right there. The guys acted like this was no big deal. Fuck this.

Republicans will force a 10 year old to carry her rapist’s baby to term, let a 6 year old carry a gun, permit a 12 year old to work an 8 hour shift in a meat packing plant and allow a grown man to marry a 14 year old with a Judge’s consent, all while telling us that the reason

JFC 😬

If anyone is interested in #Sabaton / #BabyMetal tickets at OVO Hydro #Glasgow on Tuesday, my partner has two available! 🥳

If anyone is interested in #Sabaton / #BabyMetal tickets at OVO Hydro #Glasgow tomorrow night, my partner has two available! 🥳 Face value ONO.

If anyone is interested in #Sabaton / #BabyMetal tickets at OVO Hydro #Glasgow tonight, I have two standing available! 🥳 Face value ONO.

Not Graham Norton pushing the idea that women staying slim enough to still fit in a dress decades later is some kind of amazing achievement 🙄🙄🙄 #Eurovision

Hey British Airways here’s a standard ‘thanks for losing our luggage’ tweet 😘😘😘 not the best start to our honeymoon and your team have fobbed us off every step of the way and we don’t like you anymoreeeeee ❤️

the barbie test: -girls who saw barbie and liked it: healed inner child -girls who saw barbie and hated it: pick me’s -girls who won’t see barbie: unresolved misogynistic tendencies -men who saw barbie and liked it: secure -men who saw barbie and hated it: toxic and insecure