Manisha Koirala and Rahul ji are both 42. Manisha should have read a book "How To Stay A Kid Forever" written by Rahul ji. Get well soon.

When I first saw #KhiladiIsComing trending, I thought Gujarat election results had been declared and Modi was back. Nightmares!!!

#MakePCLaugh (Make P Chidambaram laugh) by saying "Rahul ji is growing older", the joke that never gets older.

#SchoolMemories I wanted to see a free India. I still do.

Pakistani persons, who demolished a 100-year-old temple, will also cry over Babri Masjid. I hope media shows their pain too. #ShauryaDiwas

#RIP Pandit Ravi Shankar ji. I hope speech of Rahul Gandhi ji isn't the reason why you died. #Respect

Everyone trying to do something special today. 12/12/12 has already done special by bringing 2 supermen Rajnikanth & Yuvi into this world.

Congress will celebrate #12Dec12 the whole day. Upcoming days might not be very good for us.

#MyHorrorMovieName Night At The Tihar (Night at the Museum).

Sonia Gandhi ji is too serious about safety of women in a state where they are already safe. #MyDiscovery

#Delhigangrape : Release the rapists, and arrest the twitter users. Block their twitter accounts : Cong govt. #MyDiscovery

Stop expecting statement of Madam ji on #Delhigangrape. Want to see her speaking? Wait till the next election.

Our workers celebrating #GujaratElections. We won more seats than the IQ score of Rahul Gandhi ji. #Gujarat

#DelhiGangRape Hope protestors chanting "S. Dixit Sharam Karo" haven't heard Sanjay Nirupam ji's remarks. It might rub salt into the wound.

#PakiBotFacts : Many of you may not know that in 1995, Sonia ji had officially declared me a "Female Bot".

#PakiBotFacts : Many of you may not know that in 1995, Sibal was the first man to use twitter. Though it was launched in 2006.

Make Rahul ji captain of India's U-14 team. Yes, India will lose & fellow players will take blame for the defeat. #INDvsENG #YESResolutions

Happy Lohri to all. We have given Rahul Gandhi ji four drops of polio vaccine (2 drops to kids, 4 drops to to "adult kids"). #IWantToSave

Breakfast time, phone rings.."have you got the script of your speech? Go read it on camera and avoid THEEK HAI this time." #MyMemoriesOfHome

If Rahul ji becomes a soldier, we will have to deploy 3-4 officers to wash off his pants every time he hears a gun-shot. #ArmyDay