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Old Man Par

@roberttyremarks

Frightful golf snob. Old School. Lovechild of Jones & Wethered. Dress Codes are cool. Age-shooter. Unapologetic Cart-Shamer. Rollback to Hickory. 🥂

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The worst kind of random to play with?… The 12 marker who thinks he’s Pro. Got one today… Mizuno muscle-backs. $700 SC putter Top 100 head covers Alignment Sticks Line-aimed Plumb-bobbed Marked 1’ putts Took forever…the ‘routine’ Hit it sideways and shot 93. 🤨

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Last night I was thinking briefly about the Management Garbage Event in Phoenix. And I wondered how Monty in his prime would have handled the feral fan behaviour. I’m tipping a walk-off at the 9th on Thursday. 😀

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Yet another reason for people to vote One Nation. A prime minister who panders to vulgar, anti-Semitic nobodies like Tame. No consequences and he thinks it’s funny. ☹️

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Big Putting: 1. Start with simple blade (ie a golf club) 2. Hear rumour that torque & toe-hang are problems 3. Buy $500 putter with zero torque + balanced face 4. Still can’t putt so start to think putting is hard 5. Buy $700 putter 6. Putter fitting 6. Buy $800 putter 7. Quit 😀

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Listen up! Before we even begin to laugh hysterically at simulator golf….be aware that the plural of Hole-in-One. …is Holes-in-One. Hole is the noun. ‘In-one’ qualifies it. Thank you for your attention to this matter. 😄

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It's a day of shame for Australia when an "Australian of the Year" incites a hate mob to go shoot up some Jews. abc.net.au/news/2026-02-1…

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NDIS does not support disabilities incurred after 65. I have a friend who became quadriplegic 2 wks after his 65th birthday and gets nothing from this bloated scheme. Residents can help by signing petition number EN9311 at aph.gov.au/petitions Could happen to anyone. Tks.

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Holy s**t! We used to go to Corowa GC for events in the 70s & 80s. The place was massive and thriving, mainly on poker machine cash. Don’t know details but might be a sober lesson for clubs that grow out of all proportion and then end up with something too big and costly to run.

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This isn’t new. Many years ago, a fairly famous Indian restaurant in Melbourne was taking leftover sauce from customer tables and returning it to their large sauce containers in the kitchen. Also disgusting!

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This failed PM & serial nuisance wasted no time in calling Angus Taylor an idiot. Clearly never hear of the pot/kettle idiom. Is he actually on the Labor payroll or just a damn fool?

This failed PM & serial nuisance wasted no time in calling Angus Taylor an idiot. 

Clearly never hear of the pot/kettle idiom.

Is he actually on the Labor payroll or just a damn fool?
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The Golf Tour wars are hilarious. Some fans are so invested in it, you’d think they’d wagered their houses on the outcome. ‘A man ‘o independent mind, he looks and laughs at a’ that’. (Robert Burns). 😅😅😅