i just feel like i need to tell you guys that a girl i worked with in college is now a 'somatic healer' who is going lightly viral on tiktok for telling people to pee on money

Folks, this is a certifiable rump shaker

i let my elevenlabs trial expire but if someone could do this exact speech in joe biden's vice it would be good

POV: my kid in the corner of the public bathroom stall as i have to take care of business.

Realizing it’s possibly my fault John Fetterman is a United States Senator

One of these days he is going to give the DX suck it

If no doubt, sublime and OJ are back in the news that can only mean one thing, someone is going to get their penis chopped off and thrown out a car window.

This is the final scene in quarantine (2008)

Uhhhh, don’t tell my AI wife about my AI girlfriend

Some personal news… I have won the liver king’s $100k giveaway

finding out that this is the same guy who said 'Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul' in billy madison really messed me up.

i've been exploring abandoned buildings for 25 years and i have NEVER seen anything like this

How do I become an interpreter?

I feel like this is a subtle jab at my friends and I when we venture from CT to NYC for shows

Hey, OJ, it's Norm. Listen, be careful about the videos you put out there. I recognize the golf course behind your house I know that exact street and could easily print your address. Of course I never would, but others would. Be careful, Juice.

I wonder if cancer is going to get a book deal out of this

Yup, time for my annual summer routine of stuffing a loaf of bread in my pants.

This what them stray cats be eating in cartoons

once I got banned from the flat earth discord for saying the earth is thicc