This is the best one of these I've seen. "Complete suite of storage options" is brilliant.

Wishing Xander the best. What a luxury to have a reliable bat and glove at shortstop. Red Sox ownership needs to wake up and make the team better.

👏Congrats to the 35 finalists from the 2022 US early stage program who will compete for up to $1M in zero-equity cash and prizes. Winners will be announced during our annual awards event on Feb 16! 📆 Learn how to attend awards and meet the finalists. hubs.li/Q01yrZ840

It's finally here!🥳RESOLVE | The MassChallenge Summit is starting now! ☝️Don’t forget to use #MCRESOLVE23 on social media!

I’m at MassChallenge #MCResolve23 getting ready to talk innovation and celebrate startups.

James Rhee, self-described hot mess, uses the word “and” not “but” talking about not getting boxed in. 🤝#mcresolve23

Helicopter is a pretty good analogy for startups (much better than a rocket 🚀 ). Though I think early-stage startups are more like those old timey flying machines #mcresolve23

Chicken is underhyped. Did not expect to hear that one today. #MCRESOLVE23

Still time to get your MC applications in. Good luck everyone!

Oh I get it now - soylent is baby formula for 26 year old men

Love to see another win for nerds. The D&D movie is a triumph. 🍿 🍿🍿🍿

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learning cinnamon is a fungicide feels like the same category as garlic is vampirecide

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Working on 2024 goals with the team and suggesting all metrics are simply the friends we made along the way

All press is good press?bostonglobe.com/2023/09/24/bus… via The Boston Globe

Proud MassChallenge hosted this celebration. MA is a global leader in healthcare innovation and an evening of verbal high-fives was good fun. Onward!

🚀 Join me at RESOLVE '24 MassChallenge Awards on Feb.8 to see the top startups compete for up to $1M in zero equity cash! Network with founders, innovators, and witness the startup showcase at the #INNOVATION event of the year. ✨ #resolve24 #innovationisus

wow twitter got so bad