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In Europe's top 5 leagues: Goals: 496 — Messi 495 — Ronaldo Non-penalty goals: 436 — Messi 397 — Ronaldo Minutes per goal: 95 — Messi 103 — Ronaldo Goals per 90: 0.95 — Messi 0.87 — Ronaldo Messi has played 48 fewer matches (4,000 minutes).

This is not football, this is magic

Newcastle thinking they could get Yoane Wissa who scored just 4 less league goals than Isak last season for 25m whilst valuing Isak at more than 150m is outrageously arrogant (am I doing this right)

When something similar to this happened in Liverpool in 2007 (Rhys Jones) it was huge headline news for an extended period. This incident meanwhile wasn’t even the main headline in today’s BBC 6 O’Clock news. I fear we are becoming inured to certain forms of moral depravity.

Are we going to ban the plethora of ads featuring morbidly obese models too?

EXCLUSIVE 🚨💣 Being told Arsenal have made plans to Hijack Liverpool’s move for Alexander Isak. Isak is keen on a move to Arsenal instead. Full details here 👇 tinyurl.com/IsakArsenalhij… #Arsenal #LFC

There is always a tweet

🚨 Arne Slot won the Premier League title after spending £0. Imagine what he's going to win now they're spending over £400M. 💰

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

But all they want to talking about is Liverpool spending for once...

Liverpool spending since this video: Endo £16m Gravenberch £34m Mac Allister £55m w add ons Szoboszlai £60m Mamardashvili £29m Chiesa £10m Wirtz £116m w add ons Ekitike £79m w add ons Kerkez £40m Frimpong £30m Comical.

The replies to this are outstanding. ‘Who invited them?’ ‘No money’ ‘no pull’. Two months later and the whole of the country is in meltdown crying about PSR. How the tables have turned 🤣

90% of mental health issues are bullshit excuses for a lack of personal responsibility and self-discipline.

A job advertised by the DWP for a 'Shariah law administrator'. I've formally questioned the DWP on what the hell they are playing at... We live in Britain - we do NOT have, or want, Shariah law. This is grim.

🚨🔴 Liverpool are prepared to go big for Alexander Isak after Luis Diaz sale done. Isak, keen on the move and not even in talks with Saudi clubs. Only Liverpool. Up to Newcastle now, with #LFC waiting but ready to enter strong with record proposal.

He’s speaking the truth

8 season since last ballon d’or 10 seasons since last europe golden boot 5 season since last major trophy 8 season since last fifa the best 8 years since last euros 20 years since world cup semi finals just wanted you to know.

Didn't you let Pogba go for free, then buy him back for £90m, then let him go on a free, again? Now what were you saying about being stupid?