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If everyone who is grateful for NHS staff right now followed and retweeted we would reach a million by midnight Together we can share positive stories and messages of thanks and hope to keep morale as high as possible Thank you x

Billionaire Alan Sugar clearly doesn’t care about you or your health NHS staff and literally dying to save people from Coronavirus, yet he won’t even obey simple measures to protect us all We think this tweet is an total disgrace and should be deleted - please RT if you do too

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It’s good to be back RBC Heritage

@americangolf_UK Rose Ladies Golf @ComputacenterUK Justin ROSE excel sports Sophie Walker We were all gutted to learn this yesterday on the climax on what has been a great series of ladies golf. Unbelievably unfortunate for this to happen but congratulations to all the players, sponsors and organisers. #backstronger 💪🏻

Right guys and gals here is the moment you've been waiting for, my little project and I'm absolutely thrilled to bits with the result. Thank you so much to rm photography for the image, I think it speaks volumes. Please all RT, we need to get the message out to everyone 🥰

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Find the minister(s) who’s leaking all these decisions to the press before it’s official and lockdown them down forever 🤬

In a relegation battle. Confidence at its lowest point. Desperate for anything at all positive. In the latter stages of a cup competition against one of the best sides in the country and we don’t field our strongest team. I’m lost. Don’t get it. WTF? Loosing faith & patience #afc

Apparently chocolate fireguards are good idea too Florentino Perez

Since 2016, this is my favourite time of the year! 💚 😉 To celebrate, I’m giving you the chance to WIN this amazing, VERY Limited Edition Odyssey Toulon Design 'Magnolia' Putter. 🌺 Simply RETWEET this tweet, and make sure you FOLLOW me AND Odyssey Golf Tour. Good luck!🤞

Stockley Park numpties shirk another decision and put doubt into a refs mind. Never ever been a foul ! Useless.

Barrys still missing ppl this is day 6 now, plz keep sharing only takes 1 person to share and maybe some1 sees him thanks 🙏💙 x

Work has dried up for me so if anyone knows of any work going up to Xmas and just after please let me know.. I’m not frightened to get my hands dirty and I graft all day I drive and will travel and have a number of tools as well Any retweet’s would be greatly appreciated

Carragher needs sacking simply for that jacket