For those who wish to label me a philistine, I have this evening partaken in a play by Mr William Shakespeare and I did not take to slumber but did instead understand a commendable 10 percent of all that was uttered. I am improving. #Macbeth #Shakespeare

Why does #TheApprentice broadcast spoilers in the opening titles? We already know that Maura, Raj and Folosu are not fired this week as they're in the titles in next week's TV selling task! #BBC

No, this is not an April fool - Mark Ravenhill really is giving away his essential playwriting advice for free!

I'm happy to sit through a film without popcorn but at the 2 hour mark of #Dune2 I was wishing I had packed a roast dinner!

#TheApprentice has turned into #DragonsDen with #LordSugar investing in the most profitable running business as opposed to the best potential apprentice. Disappointed for Flo.

Team talk for #ARS & #MCFC is simple: "Come on guys! Let's do it for the coeffecient! If we go out then lovely #THFC don't make it into the #UCL!" #BAYARS #MCIRMA

Lord Eric Pickles at the Grenfell Inquiry "I have changed my schedule to fit this in, but I"m missing important lunches to do it." He was head of fire safety when Grenfell burned, and he thinks he is too important to be bothered by an inquiry. He should be before a judge.

Just finished #NotDeadYetABC and am mortified that it's not been renewed. So adding my voice of consternation here in case #ABC are waiting for the opinion of a man they've never heard of to change their mind!

I'm watching a #SaintsFC game, for the first time this year, and wondering 'do any of them ever run'? #CarabaoCup

The Erling Haaland team. #THFC #MCFC #TOTMCI #CarabaoCup

Pundits in meltdown, demanding #THFC play more pragmatically but if we played like that then we wouldn't have been 3 up in the first place. #COYS #TOTMUN

Yippee! It's Christmas! I can finally eat everything in the fridge that I've not been allowed to eat for the last three days!

I think #THFC are actually playing the long game - make sure we're not in Europe next season and then we don't need to sign anyone for a big squad anyway. #TOTLEI

That was the most unlike #THFC performance... They won!! #EuropaLeague #COYS

So, once again #TheApprentice winner is someone with a business already turning over a profit that will return #LordSugar investment within 3 years. Feels more like a #DragonsDen investment than a winner of #TheApprentice

The prohibitive, confusing process of trying to set-up multiple user profiles on Apple TV render it next to useless!

My winner is Switzerland and Zoë Më. So hauntingly beautiful - I have listened on a loop since it played. #Eurovision25 #Eurovision

The public have voted for lots of awful things over the years but nothing worse than giving Switzerland 0 points in #Eurovision2025

To everyone warning me that Copenhagen is ridiculously expensive, I either disagree or I didn't understand the exchange rate! #Denmark

I've seen a few reviews of the #NintendoSwitch2 saying that it should be called the 'Switch Pro' because it's essentially only improved the processor, GFX and ram! Isn't that all any console generation improves!? What did they want; holograms?