Clinton is every woman who has tried to tell a man not to stick a knife in the toaster right before he scoffs and then electrocutes himself

Oh. Em. GoodnnNESS.

Balto didn't run across Alaska for you all to not believe in vaccines.

I now have to raise my prices for worming horses because you fucking clowns keep buying it up to treat covid instead of wearing a mask and getting a damn shot I hate all of you and wish you a shitastic day

“Simone should have done it for the team!” say all the unvaccinated asshats.

How do I inject this directly into my veins

Ayo, this dude is more secure in his masculinity than any het dude too afraid to be seen as anything other than violently heterosexual

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Somebody wanna explain to me why the FUCK facebook refuses to take down posts spreading covid misinformation and racist rhetoric but they'll give me a 30 ban for making a joking comment about punching bullies.

i told my housemate the vaccine knocked me out and he said 'ah yes, set pfizers to stun' and friends, i am ANGRY

Ken is a goddamn American Hero

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Holy shit just say you hate God and stop wasting everyone's time

Hi, there. I'm a gun owner. I have in my house, right at this moment: 2 pistols, 2 rifles, and 3 shotguns. Which is a lot, especially considering that my wife has never touched any of them. I'd like to talk to you about why America's obsession with AR-15s is just so damn odd. …

Am I a bad person for laughing?

If I hear a conservative use 'cancel culture' one more time I'm going to lose my shit

if i were mitch mcconnell i'd promote unity among my caucus by allowing mitt romney to punch josh hawley as hard as he wants in the stomach, one time, with no backsies. cmon mitch it's the right thing to do.

Listen, damnit. REALLY listen. How many more people have to die or be terrorized before we admit we have a problem