BREAKING: Rob Ford saying the same things as four years ago, three years ago, two years ago #TOpoli #disingenuous

"Subways, subways, subways. Anything else?" #TOpoli #disingenuous

BREAKING: In a shocking twist, Councillor Ford Family disagrees with how other councillors want to do things #TOpoli

BREAKING: Giorgio Mammoliti still a raging dickbag #TOpoli

Council rejects Rob Ford's motion to tell homeless people to "just get a fucking job already, you lazy assholes". Vote is 43-1 #TOpoli

In the world of Rob Ford, every trip, anywhere, is a vacation. Business trips don't exist. #TOpoli

haha, RoFo's gettin' kicked outta class. What a fucking twit. #TOpoli

BREAKING: Travis Dhanraj of CP24 praying he can conclude this interview before the "fuck you, I won't do what you tell me" part of song

just a reminder, these future heirlooms come with Ford Ass Smell™ preinstalled: ebay.com/itm/Rob-Ford-M… #TOpoli #BidNow

For those not interested in "official" Rob Ford merch, a Rob Ford Urinal Screen: ebay.com/itm/Rob-Ford-U… #TOpoli #RobFord #crackmayor

@DavidUzumeri super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super heartfelt.

@DavidUzumeri you know that just moments ago, he told reporters that it was "ridiculous" that he had apologize, right? Heartfelt, my arse.

@DavidUzumeri I don't know what that means

BWAAAHAHA this screenshot tho i.imgur.com/aJET3c4.jpg #RobFord #TOpoli

@AStateofChez Goat lord news flash: legacies don't have to involve crotch-fruits. Don't believe me? Consider Oprah's childfree legacy.

.Sue-Ann Levy maybe some crack cocaine and wife beating will help

.Sue-Ann Levy not to mention a passion for making excuses for wife-beating crack smokers

Coming soon: Councillor Doug Ford v. 2.0 #RIPRob #TOpoli

.Sue-Ann Levy in other news, the entire city is sickened by your constant whining about everything. Sod off.

@Tcp66Hynes Sue-Ann Levy meanwhile ... #fuckinghypocrites #yousuck #whiners