Steve from Blues Clues coming back around after twenty years like he's about to present you with a slam dunk investment opportunity.

It is meteorological fat boy fall, y’all.

I think about these two and a half pages from Norm Macdonald’s book constantly. When I reviewed it, I wrote that they would “make for a fine eulogy”—and I swear I didn’t mean anything by it. But they do.

No

This is now a thread for obscure Norm MacDonald clips. I’ll start

In every important way, in the world of stand-up, Norm was the best. An opinion shared by me and all peers. Always up to something, never certain, until his matter-of-fact delivery leveled you.

We are still honoring Norm today, yes?

Tom Hanks wearing a St. Louis Blues jersey in a movie where his best friends are a dog and a robot is enough to make me wonder if I am trapped in a coma right now.

Mick Jagger hasn’t had ice cream or bacon in at least 40 years.

Now that’s a panic room.

The average human spends 8 years of their life looking for the remote control their toddler hid in a shoe.

It’s that magical time of year where my dresser is crammed full of both summer and winter clothes which is also the case all year every year.

me at a place where I’m supposed to make friends

For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn. Turns out babies don't need shoes.

Did you know? A 2023 study revealed St. Louis has the best tasting pool water in the country.

Imo’s used to give you a whole dang pizza for your birthday and now they’re like here is one extra straw.