Some dad somewhere: “These guys just don’t hit .365 anymore. In my day, Jimmy Johnson Cooternickel was a true hitter.” This is why they don’t hit .365, Ron.

ROSTER MOVE: The Pittsburgh Pirates today recalled right-handed pitcher Cam Sanders from Triple-A Indianapolis. Right-handed pitcher José Urquidy was optioned to Indianapolis following Thursday’s game.

Best thing I think I've ever seen in 14 years in this business. The Altoona Curve got their first win tonight, and the scoreboard crew put up Rudy being carried off the field on the board. That is an A+ effort on the scoreboard crew.

Sometimes this world wears you out and leaves you cynical … and then you see a moment like this and realize there will always be more good than bad.

OBA!

Acknowledge the tribal chief! ☝️

Don't forget that loss on his record to Thiel College.

I care almost nothing about hockey anymore, and it's been like that for a few years now. I still can't stand anything about the Flyers.

Germie is a Steeler. Love it.

KONNOR GRIFFIN 20TH BIRTHDAY | 20TH MLB GAME 1ST MLB HOMER 🔥

I hate them.

Heard at Beaver Stadium during Blue-White Practice: Tatu - All the things she said A+ effort on the music choice.

I've been more intrigued by the music at the Blue-White practice more so than what's going on in the actual field, which hasn't been a lot.

Let's keep doing bullpen games, Ben Cherington. It's just worked so well in the past.

The greatest throw in baseball history

Jared Jones first rehab start was ELITE 🔥 3.0IP, 0H, 0R, 0ER, 0BB, 5SOs 41 pitches, 30 strikes. Fastball hit 101 🔥 He strikeouts came on - 3 fastballs - 1 slider - 1 changeup Looked as good as ever. And the best part? One. Step. Closer. To. His. Return 🏴‍☠️ FULL RECAP HERE

Welp...let's go Bucs.

That's a team that began today tied for first place walking 7 batters in a row. Baseball, man.