Feet are in?? My 9 wide ass is cooked

Yo why the fuck is Freezer thick as fuck

This has the be the first time I've seen Republicans not unanimously vote for literally whatever he says

Shutout to that builsing in Denver that had a mannequin dressed in security guard clothing for like 5 years

If the EU was smart they'd take this as a sign that they hold more power than they think

Vague posting trend so ass bro like r u expecting it switch 2 delivery and dont want it to get stolen or is world war 3 gonna be announced today

This shit making me cry

This dude REALLY wants to hear grok tell him someone fucked a monkey

So the Greenland situation is just the Mexico situation where they were sending the military to the border before Trump asked and he treated it like it was because of him or did he actually get something the US wasn't already getting/going to get

Once in a lifetime moment where real life is actually crazier and curvier than the comic

The Fajitas were nonconsensual

Sorry for no tweets I almost died and also have a hole in my lung

Imagine becoming the Pope like okay I'd rather not tell the world I'm a 60 year old virgin

Mexico literally like two months ago

White ppl will see someone with debilitating body deformities and go "Bro picked the Hardest Difficulty 😭"

Apolitical in 2026 yeah okay girl youre literally friends with one of the biggest Republican influencers but okay sure

Some guy in his thirties: hey chatgpt what's that gif of fat John Travolta jerking it and climaxing