You know I’m too possessive.

Slow?

What’s that have to do with me being slow?

That’s your fault. I don’t relate humor with my possessiveness. Heh.

Did you just censor yourself?

I’m sure that has nothing to do with the amount of booze you’ve consumed in my absence.

Astrology is for the birds.

I’d sooner believe the earth is flat than to believe that the time of year you were born means anything of importance.

I agree with this. Absolutely loved it. So many twists and turns. Kept you on the edge of your seat and guessing.

New name. Same me.

Or Dracula, dork.

There’s nothing funny about eating people.

I’ll eat a person who’s eating cereal.

Doing it doesn’t make it funny. It’s exciting.

I’ll just bite the back and the mess will spill down the front.

Depends how many more years you plan to live.

Let’s be honest, vervain wouldn’t stop me if I seriously wanted to do something.

[Smacks Carina. - Inactive! on the ass, before pulling her into my lap.] Hello, gorgeous.

I remember when I used to write things. Good times.

Oh how the titans have fallen.