Did you know there is a shadow bank that oversees $21 TRILLION of the world's money? It has a dominating stake in every major S&P 500 company. It directs Trillions for the Fed, Central Banks, and Govt Treasuries. The global financial ecosystem is ruled by this ONE COMPANY.

To be a disabled Nigerian is a lonely, scary and isolated place. I have often struggled to articulate my Nigerian experience in a way people could understand. 🧵

1. Never let rent be > 3Months income 2. Buy buy in bulk 3. Have a giving budget if it’s done close the tap 4. Budget for everything! Especially entertainment 5. Get insurance ! Unforeseen events are a thief of wealth 6. Buy original for longevity 7. Hangout inside

Once upon a time... 🪞

Paying 35% of your salary on rent is not wild if it saves you significant cost on transportation and commute time. Budgeting should be holistic and not individual.

Some Nigerians observe highly effective, fast selling drugs, soaps, creams, and even alcohol that are safe to use, they then go to a nearby alley and produce very cheap knockoffs of these products that are in NO WAY safe for consumption. They tag NAFDAC numbers to these items 1/

Morning has broken. Overnight, I learnt that the average Nigerian wants change but doesn’t want to be held accountable. I learnt that the people who have shouted the most, don’t even know what constitutes a crime. for those that do, they think they can commit a crime and use the

Guys I need 100k retweets to win this Mercedes Benz

I saw my internal medicine consultant's car one day and I wasn't happy. I thought to myself, "Is this the reward for it all? The decades of studying?" I gave him the benefit of doubt. Perhaps he didn't want to attract attention to himself. I then saw the car of a Resident....

Manchester City selling Cole Palmer is a significantly worse decision. I do not know how the coaching staff and board members look at England’s current best talent and sell him for £45 Million. He will have his breakthrough season at Chelsea. He will finish this season with

Congratulations man

Hope the pun wasn't intended?

Blackthorne: You tell him that despite the progress we’ve made as a club over the last few years, we needed a statement win and we couldn’t beat the weakest Bayern in decades!!! It’s maddening! Mariko: The Anjin is displeased with his London sports team

Twitter NG today:

Bread is this. Bread is that. Bread makes you fat. 30days challenge without bread. Bread is not a snack. Me:

200M OLYMPIC FINAL.....✨✨STAR GIRL HAS DONE IT FOR NAIJA!!🇳🇬🇳🇬 Favour Ofili has qualified for the final of women's 200m at #Paris2024 , executing a good race plan to grab the second automatic spot. Ofili finished 2nd with a Season's Best of 22.05s, just behind Julien Alfred

Moises Caicedo named best under-23 midfielder in the world by International Centre for Sports Studies. Beating competition from Real Madrid’s Eduardo Camavinga and Manchester United’s Kobbie Mainoo. Most people are not laughing at him anymore. #CFC londonworld.com/sport/football…

It’s in your best interest for it to go down. Even if you saved $100,000 as long as you earn in Naira, it’s in your best interest that it goes down in the long run.

‼️ Announcement ‼️ 500 boys to be introduced to tech for free this August. The HIMpact Tech program looks to introduce boys from ages 8-18 to different tech career paths for free. For more information, check out the introductory video below. youtu.be/gaJHJk3VqBg?si…

A shark washes up the shores - Eat it!!! Interracial marriage - Client!!! Spotify DM’s - Client!!! Grok - Undress this person!!! Sees a queue - Jump it!!! Foreign investors - Siphon the funds!!! Cake fest - Grab as much as you can!!! Social amenities/ Public treats (eg a bank has