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Dr. John Harvey Kellogg proclaimed his first breakfast cereal product as an antidote to masturbation.

What did the bee say to the flower? Hello honey!

How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.

By being yourself, you put something wonderful in the world that was not there before. - Edwin Elliot

Fear can keep us up all night long, but faith makes one fine pillow. -unknown

#WeLoveGirlsWho Don't expect you to text them to start a conversation EVERY day.

Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

Trying to barely opening up your asshole to slowly let out a fart so no one hears but you fail and it's the loudest one you've ever let out.

We all have that one coach that we love to death and we'll never forget.

If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships.

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Where do fish wash? In a river basin!

Be yourself, because an original is worth more than a copy.

You were never supposed to mean this much to me

Make your own magazine on the iPad? We used ariedel.com as framework for Fashion Glitter Magazine.

Chief Keef music is for the niggas who forget their homework but bring their brush to school..