Where the hell is Eritrea?! I think the announcers are making that country up.

Jamaica is winning the Olympics...their Anthem wins gold for "Prettiest."

"Well, Blah-Blah from Somewhere may have finished just off the podium, but he wins gold for sportsmanship and attitude." #NotReallyaSport

Did Patton Oswalt just win gold in women's shot put?? Congrats!!