Took some really big steps today. That's all.

Funniest thing I've seen today

Maybe it’s because I grew up with movies like Heathers or just the cynical world but I think “someone evil just died” twitter is one of the funnier twitters.

Claremont, New Hampshire, folks. My former City Councilman, and now a NH State Rep.

New book coming out shortly:
'IF I DID IT' by Cancer

Fun Fact: THIS is the guy I was planning to run against for Claremont City Council last year before life got a little too complicated. Thank god someone else decided to run, and BEAT HIM, but he is still a grave danger to the community.

OJ Simpson just arrived down here wtf

I hope it was excruciating.

Good, if true.

Post 10 bands you’ve obsessed about at some point in your life:
(in no particular order)
1/Mr. Bungle
2/Steely Dan
3/Mothers
4/Primus
5/Melvins
6/Firewater
7/Soul Coughing
8/does Björk count as a band?
9/NIИ
10/Faith No More

OH MY GOD YES PLEASE

I don't even care whether or not this is real, it's hilarious.

NEVER FUCKING FORGET THIS

Oh, maybe owl go to this.

A young man in Wisconsin was essentially murdered by America's for-profit healthcare system because he couldn't afford an asthma prescription. This is what our ruling class has decided will be normal.
channel3000.com/news/parents-p…

This... explains SO much.

How DARE you enjoy an amazing natural phenomenon that you might never see again in your lifetime?! Those TPS reports aren't gonna collate themselves!!

This is the unregulated 'free market' and 'lack of government overreach' that libertarians and conservatives have demanded.

Thanks for all the cancer and birth defects!

Sincerely,
-Actual adults around the world.