Looks like I may just have to make a road trip to Iowa this summer!!

I just retired and I'm already getting nostalgic for school. Every time I hear crickets at night it reminds of the classroom-after I told a joke!

Wow! I just retired from teaching in June and the world is already going to crap!!

I hope everyone has a great first day of school! I'll probably just go bicycling or something.

She did it again, folks!!

Since retiring, I find myself wanting to watch soap operas. Apparently, after teaching 17 years at JCHS, I'm addicted to drama!

Gee, I hope I remember to turn on the porch light tonight. If I forget, what ever shall I do with all this candy?!? 😬😏😏

Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it This "Don't say it" crap is driving me crazy cause I read every single line before I get to the bottom!

Every since Christmas, I wake up in a sweat every night. I keep having the same nightmare over and over. I dream that my TV is stuck on the Hallmark channel.

It's been a bad day. The grandkids were over and kept telling Alexa to play this one "poop song." Now I can't get this stupid song out of my head!

Well Ladies and Germs, she did it again!!! 😂😂😂 #samedress

All set for Trick or Treaters!

I’ve seen the same Hallmark Christmas movie like 4 times. Oh wait...they were different movies- I just couldn’t tell!

Since Covid I have gotten a lot of compliments. People say: “You look so much better with a mask”! 😎😎

6th Hour Advanced Chemistry Tee Shirt chromatography!

My jokes are so bad even Alexa won't laugh at them! 😩

Great disasters of the world!

Well this is awkward and kinda sad for me! Hanging up my teacher shoes. Faculty, staff, administration, and ESPECIALLY the students have given me the best 17 years of my life! I am very grateful! Now on to my quest to find $5!