Good thing there’s no MLB games being played from 7:30-8:30 tonight. It was smart to play all the games when everyone was at work today and then make me wait until 10:10 tonight watch the Guardians game!

.Cleveland 19 News better get this dork of a weatherman off my screen so I can watch this March Madnesss game. This is completely ridiculous and unnecessary. Everyone has the ability to check the weather on their phone.

Get ready to learn Chase DeLauter, buddy. #PerfectStart

Bazzana needs to be playing second base for this baseball team. Rocchio should be at short. Arias has an absolutely laughable approach at the plate and it makes me want to jam toothpicks into my eyeballs.

No Naylor cost the team at least a run by not challenging that call.

The frustration has already begun. Whenever they get a lead it instantly disappears. Baseball is so much more relaxing when your favorite team is winning.

I like the European dudes in the NBA but they really have no place in American college basketball. Unrelated: I bet Houston like a complete and utter moron.

Jose is so funny

Beast Hoskins

On pace for 162-0.

what Gary is doing with what he is dealing with is truly incredible

Just lied to my doctor’s face about my weekly alcohol consumption. #Winning

I AM MARCH! I AM MARCH!

Courtney dealt me 4 nines in a row, I split them all and ended up doubling one after. She busted and then I busted below the table if you know what I mean. Hand went from $150 to $750 in an instant. #Winning

Thought this was America?

Baseball is the best sport to be a fan of because the game can literally be going on when your team has a lead and you know that your team is the only one who can score in the next five minutes

That was a check swing

Arias can’t have hair like his and play this bad.

Get JohnLayfieldFiveBestBets up and moving