The attempted assassination attempt of Trump will now win him the US Election. Thank god that the #Tories aren't still in power in the UK to carve up what's left of the NHS and sell it off to him.

In a crazy world thank god we finally have political stability on our own shores.

Rudy Giuliani having an absolute shocker at the Clown Convention, perhaps he’s had a few.

A rare tweet from me now Fabricant's gone. Twitter has always been a thankless task...a means to an end, but since Labour won it's full of sour grapes lunatics claiming that after just 2 weeks Starmer has destroyed 14 years of Tory good work...well what a CROCK OF SHIT that is 🤣

Where have all the scandals gone?...normal, functioning Government is just soooo dull!

If either of these people become the next #Tory leader #UKLabour have a long, bright future in Government ahead of them

Imagine a left wing, former prosecutor coming up against a group of corrupt, right wing nutcases to try and stop them gaining power at the next election 🤔

The #Tory talent puddle who have requested election packs. They will be in opposition for a long, long time James Cleverly Priti Patel Robert Jenrick Kemi Badenoch Tom Tugendhat Mel Stride Suella Braverman #Toryleadershipcontest

Mel, Tom, Kemi, James, Priti and Bob...a choice for #Tory party members of picking between incompetent bullies, liars, and heartless bigots, and not a unifying candidate amongst them. The #Tories truly are done.

Being left on twitter right now

Elon Musk...the guy who turned up to a Thai cave rescue with a Submarine and ended up in court for defaming a UK rescue diver by calling him a "Paedo" Clearly capable of wading in uninvited and solving the UK's current issues 😂😂😂

I don't have a tin foil hat on but I believe that Elon Musk is silencing left wing voices on X... If I'm still visible and you've read this tweet please give me a like and a retweet 🙏🏼

In the UK, Twitter has now served its purpose and the #Tories are finally out of power. All that's left are disgruntled Tories moaning to each other in an echo chamber run by another right wing nutcase...I'd say that was pretty much mission accomplished...worth the £50bn Elon?

Every lying #Tory on Twitter right now: "Everything bad that's happening is Labour's fault, everything good that's happening is a legacy of Tory rule" Bloody Hilarious 😂😂😂

The Mirror My Deputy PM!

That feeling when you wake up and remember that the #ToriesAreOut never gets old ❤️

Prisoners are people Tom and they should be given a shot at rehabilitation...the alternative is you keep them locked up forever...ridiculous tweet

This is Bob Bob wears Reform coloured ties, Bob paints over Disney murals, Bob looked after Tory donors planning consents, Bob had to resign, Bob is a true patriot, Bob is a total c**t Vote Bob for #Tory leader

Patriotism is... Painting over Disney murals designed only to make terrified children feel less scared in the truly horrific circumstances they find themselves in Makes you proud to be English doesn't it? #RobertJenrick 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁

"the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings, steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and then they make you king"