So we're agreed: don't talk about the Milo book on Twitter. Please RT. x.com/iandunt/status…

Never mind these modern crimes, who killed Ötzi, the Iceman? x.com/annispice/stat…

I doubt you'll find many who are interested or impressed that such and such has been awarded an 'honour'! #WhoCares x.com/Rob__Carson/st…

Looks like the counts are back to normal. #TwitterTinkering x.com/1jamiefoster/s…

It's thanks to Tories that they have sleeping bags, under Labour they had to scavenge cardboard boxes from garbage skips! #HHeartlessLabour x.com/Parlez_me_nTor…

It's only taxpayers money, there's plenty more where that came from! #bastards x.com/nicholasblakes…

Amen to that sentiment - Happy New Year. x.com/DCBMEP/status/…

All seem pleased to accept their "honour" award except Lefty luvvy #MarkRylance who grudgingly accepts it on our behalf! #PretentiousPrick

How is everyone planning to spend the extra leap second tonight?

A nanoseecond would be too long for that! ;-) x.com/driftsight/sta…

You're the type of person that tells kids that ice cream vans play their tunes to tell everyone they've sold out! #meanie x.com/maitlis/status…

Breaking: 2017 #BBC decides to change its name to #ABBC (Anti #Brexit Brodcasting Corporation) - All Lefties welcome!

Everytime John Prescott appears on TV puffing "Hull, 2017 City of Culture", I'm reminded of a mouldy growth in a Petri dish! #HasBeen

The ASLEF White Witch has #Corbyn's name tattooed on his knuckles & thinks he's the "messiah"! #OafishFool x.com/AnglosearchNew…

Fenland for the future needs updating as MUST FARM bronze age setttlement newest site goo.gl/rfy2LU

It must have been Ken Clarke. #deranged x.com/wallaceme/stat…

And, although you omitted to say it, WW3 hasn't started either! ;-) x.com/RuthLeaEcon/st…

Law abiding immigrants that we need have always been welcomed. What we don't need are hordes of Muslims whose aim is to destroy society! x.com/EuroBrit92/sta…

He was appointed by a #Europhile! He'd been there long enough to go native. x.com/patrickwintour…

As usual Clegg is wrong! The ambassador resigned, probably in a tantrum, and wasn't 'got rid'. x.com/deanofsurrey/s…