steak and blue cheese pie 🫡

how she looks at me when I have 2.5 pints and throw up like a cat

landlords raising my rent by £70 a month

me talking to my wife’s boyfriend about the lego I got for xmas

not bad for a type 1 diabetic 💪🏻

how it feels having 5 pints at the age of 29

Waiter with the Parmesan “say when”

Me:

skimming stones >>>>>>

professor peppy, don’t even want to talk about it

when my wife’s boyfriend asks if I want potato smiles or chips

heard ye dad refuses to go down here on his paper round

large mango cuntney please

yer dad in the harvester