the crack of the bat. the scent of a verdant field. The excitement of the crowd. These are the things that piss base ball fans off the most

You Know A Bitch Crazy If She Got A Coloring Book

my bidet is so strong i gotta wipe my mouth after

queen shit

“Phones used to come with free earphones”

Perhaps the coolest living human

Just spent $60 on a guitar strap AMA

At 30+ years old the only "music" you should enjoy is Silence or perhaps the sound of a large machine running well.

Discovered that I have a thing for women that play Olympic-level curling this evening

things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit

PeeWee’s Big Adventure is lowkey a masterpiece

They’re bringing music back for an amazing reason

Diamond Jim Dekkar erasure

I hate that this tweets gets more and more relevant every day.

Masterpiece

iPhone

DeNiro: "You stupid or what? I told you not to buy anything big. Get it outta here!" Me, in custom Gundam suit: "It's in my mother's name."