As long as everyone keeps tweeting about it and watching it on their iPads, I'm sure that'll sort everything out. #LondonRiots

Bet each liberal political tweet is really making them think twice about nicking their next bag of tesco value basmati. #LondonRiots

No broadband for 3 weeks, thanks to #o2. Engineer didn't push the door when buzzed in and couldn't re-book a closed job. Embarassingly lame.

who makes up these 'systems' that lost us a day and #o2 our custom? Still no broadband.

email banter in the new office is about as funny as if Robert Kilroy Silk were your Dad

@marta_line surely you mean #ZombieCricket?

Today in the office is like an episode of the office. Call centre with people watching embarassing videos of each other.

RT #meat for a twitter feed full of free spam..... tasty.

Just burnt myself on my lemsip #kickamanwhilehesdown

Popping the collar today, just so i can be a little bit more like Steve W

Not quite sure how I was persuaded to come to the sales... an annual low point for humanity

Any north/central london ashes-watching going on tonight? Can provide beer in exchange for spot on the sofa & sky coverage

something not quite right about this sequence of posts... must have read too many @nadsbads ditties http://twitpic.com/3ko62k

What do you think is the number 1 rated tourist attraction in London on tripadvisor? No cheating!

@Ruralistrob particularly if you've just been kneecapped

Some aging musicians need to be put out of our misery

The BBC Olympics site requires a medal-worthy amount of effort to navigate. So frustrating...

“NUT: Ten reasons why Michael Gove is bad for our children’s education. pic.x.com/QFgkffYKuv” #GoveOut

@mrtopherr can you let us out of the basement now?

8 mins wait for a McDonald's? WTF?